FPW The Lost World Pre-Card Promos

[Jim Houston]

The following email has been sent to all Freedom Pro Wrestling roster members.

Dear all,

Thamk you to all of you for your ongoing commitment to making Freedom Pro Wrestling the fastest growing independent wrestling promotion in the world today. Our last two shows were very successful, as any of you who were awarded a percentage of the gate receipts will no doubt have noticed. Congratulations must go to Jack Sevren and Bobby O for winning the All Star Tag Team Classic in one of the greatest matches I've seen here in FPW. They earn themselves a Tag Team Championship match against our current champions The Invaders at our big anniversary show in two months time.

Speaking of which, many wrestling companies use big shows such as this to end long standing rivalries before moving forward. However, I wish to be a little different. Our anniversary show will be a celebration of the future of FPW, with some classics thrown in where warranted. Therefore, I am announcing three big matches for our upcoming card 'The Lost World' which perhaps in other companies would be held off until a little later.

1, Adam Thompson versus Marcus Allen Jones for the Freedom Pro Wrestling Championship. This has gone on for long enough and it's time that Marcus had his one on one match with Thompson that he's been so skilfully ducking for such a long time.

2, Nick Jameson and Jeremiah Johnson v James Saturn and Graham Baker in a hardcore match. Nick and Jeremiah made things personal over the weekend, and James and Graham have earned the chance to face them in a match which I think they will enjoy.

3, Friendmigo Civil War. On one side, Jerry Bishop, Matt Dwyer and Super Che Junior. On the other, TJ Cole and The Hardcases. The winners will call themselves the true Friendmigos while the losers will, at least for the time being, leave Freedom Pro Wrestling. But this match will be special, not just a regular six man tag team match. This match will be a Civil War match. Two rings, surrounded by a steel cage. One member from each team begins the match, before a new entrant, determined at random, enters after five minutes. After twenty minutes, each participant will be locked in the cage and the match will only end when every member of one of the teams has been eliminated via pinfall or submission.

As for the rest of the card, there are a lot of potential matches that I'd like to see. I'll let you persuade me as to which of them I officially sanction. The full card will be announced on Sunday 20th May.

Unfortunately, I also have some sad news for you all. Clutch McCloud, a long-time FPW stand-out has been sidelined by a serious concussion for a month now. It is regrettable that Clutch will not be returning to FPW for some time, if ever. This injury was a result of an unnecessary and premeditated attack after a match. Along with the announcement of the FPW The Lost World card, I will be announcing a new set of regulations to ensure that all FPW performers are safe from such attacks.

As always, if you have any concerns or ideas, please do come and see me.

Jim Houston

[Jim Houston]

MDE is sat in his office. His back is to the camera, which can clearly see his computer screen. On the screen are the closing moments of MDE's loss to Graham Baker. It shows him tapping out to the Emergency Landing, before saying the words 'I quit'. After the bell rings, he skips back and watches the same footage again, and again, and again. When MDE turns, he has a look of intensity in his eyes and he speaks directly into the camera, in his usual slow and methodical way.

"When I faced Graham Baker, I knew the risks. I knew his abilities. I'd been in the ring with him twice and he'd come close to defeating me twice. I managed to escape with victories because I was cleverer than he was. When I earned the right to choose the stipulation for our match, I chose one which would benefit me and limit him. I went into the match with a gameplan that I believed would get the job done. I came very close to making it three wins and no defeats. But I lost the match. For only the second time in my career, I tapped out. For some time I was angry, ashamed. I tapped out to someone of inferior experience. I tapped out to someone of inferior attitude. But I tapped out to someone who was not of inferior talent. Graham Baker, your victory will send you riding a wave here in FPW that could take you right to the top, but I want you to remember one thing and I want you to keep this one thing at the forefront of your mind. One day, the wave you are riding might take you to the very peak of this company or further and when it does there will be one man and one man only who will come and throw you off your pedestal. When that time comes, I want you to remember that I still have the edge in our series. I still have two victories and one day, when the time finally comes for us to meet again, I will maintain that edge and you will realise that despite this setback, I still am the better wrestler."

MDE turns and closes the video. A calendar comes,up on his screen with a date highlighted.

"Sunday 10th June. FPW The Lost World. I've looked to the past and now I plan to look to the future. But what does the future hold? When I came here I was under the impression that I'd be facing Adam Thompson and winning the FPW Title very soon. As yet I've not been given my chance and once again I've been overlooked. So my wish for my next match is simple. I want to face the best there is. As to who that may be, I have my own ideas, but I'd like to see who thinks they have the skills to face me one on one in the ring. I challenge anyone on the FPW roster to face me in a match where I will prove that whoever wins out of Thompson and Jones, there is only one man who deserves to face the FPW Champion and only one man who truly deserves to be called great in this company. I will be ready and waiting for whoever wishes to make the biggest mistake of their career."

MDE turns back and the camera pans back to see a stack of DVDs. On those DVDs are the names 'Azazel', 'Sevren' and 'Karlson'. MDE picks the Elizabeth Karlson DVD and opens the case as the video fades to black.

[marileeg17]

Marcus is walking down the hallway, his head in his phone, when he starts muttering something to himself.

MAJ: Skillfully ducking? I'll show you skillfully duc--

Marcus looks up to find he's inches away from running into Bobby. He smiles.

MAJ: Well, well, well, if it isn't one half of the Hardy Boys. Wait, that's not right. The Dudleyz? I mean, only if one of you is Spike. The Usos? Nah, not Samoan enough. Besides, I have the Samoan. Hmm, no, wait, I've got it, you must be Primo Colon, because you stink.

Bobby chuckles.

BO3: I'm starting to get you Marcus. You hide behind this false bravado and witty remarks because you feel like it protects you from reality. The reality that is staring you point-blank in the face.

Bobby pushes back against Marcus, who holds his ground.

MAJ: Ain't nothing false about me Junior. I think you're getting us confused. I know exactly who I am. You on the other hand? You're Dr. Jekyll one minute and Mr. Hyde the next. You've got so many issues, I might as well call you a periodical. Get it? Smart humor. I don't expect you to. Point being, you're not on my level, but it's cute that you think so. 

Again, Bobby just smiles, knowing he's wearing through Marcus' layer of confidence. Bobby looks at his watch.

BO3: Your time's almost up kid. And you know what, I hope you beat Adam. I hope you become the new FPW champ. Because there will be nothing more satisfying for me than to be the one who defeats you for it. Make no mistake Marcus, after Jack and I take down your little bodyguards, after we peel back yet another one of your deflections, I'm coming for you. I'm going to stand across you in that ring and there won't be anywhere to run and nowhere to hide. You'll either bend or you'll break. I'm banking on the latter. So have fun with the title and get a calendar. That way you can count down the days until this messed up, fucked up, bastard takes it from you. You claim you want me to find my true potential. It won't be by joining you though, it will be by beating you. Then you'll wish you never invoked the Bastard at all.

See ya around, your Majesty...

Bobby laughs at his sarcastic remark as Marcus just seethes, it clear that for once, someone got to him.

[The_Aviator_GB]

A video appears on FPW's website, showing the same dark room from Karlson's earlier promos, but this time, it's much clearer. A light filter's applied to the video, and one can see Karlson sitting with her back to the camera, leaning back on the chair. The room is dirtied, and appears to be in more of a state of disarray than it was before, with objects thrown all about and scattered around the room. Karlson grabs the back of the chair as she leans back, tilting her head skyward as she begins speaking.

"In my first match in Freedom Pro Wrestling, I almost conquered the winner of the Young Lions Cup tournament had it not been for the third man in our triple threat match. Marcus Allen Jones almost fell to the Execution in what would've been the biggest upset of his entire career. I could smell the fear seeping off of him, the regret for getting involved in such a match...for underestimating me, before Matt Dwyer sacrificed his guitar to go for a win, only to lose that to Marcus, as well. I...was not quick enough in my kill, instead opting to toy with Marcus and costing myself precious, precious time that would lead to my defeat."

Karlson looks down for a moment, as if finding the next set of words to say, but instead she stands up, holding onto the back of the chair and still facing her back to the camera. She looks down at the ground and continues speaking.

"I want a second chance. I'm not stepping into a match with no shot of victory against a man like MDE, a man who, again and again, has proven his dominance against competitors like Baker, someone who's taken me to my limit. What I do want, however...I want a shot at the men who have Marcus's back. I want a shot at Takeover, in all their 'glory'. TJ Cole...he's disgraced, and he's booked. Jones is challenging for the title, and i'm not going to rob him of being embarassed by someone as talented as Thompson. This leaves me with few options...except for two Islanders who've had their hands on the belts uncontested for far, far too long. Sevren and Orton are challenging at the Anniversary show, sure...but for now, are we really going to let them go undefended once again?"

Karlson turns to face the camera, looking closely at it as she does so. She's dressed in her ring gear, and as she gets close, she pulls her mask off and turns to the side, giving the camera a side-eyed view.

"At The Lost World, I want The Invaders. I want a partner who'll pull their weight, and I want those two, belts on the line or not. I know a certain British man who's probably aching over his loss, who wants a singles match...but I know what he wants more than that is to win, to show his worth here in Freedom Pro Wrestling. He may have two wins over Baker, but they were flukes compared to Baker's win, and he knows it. Now...maybe now, he should prove that he can do more than get a fluke win over a debuting star. MDE, put aside your singles crusade...and we can help one another back to the top. Where you belong. Where I belong. My offer stands."

Karlson giggles as she backs away, and the camera cuts off merely a moment later. 

[Jim Houston]

MDE's assistant Rachel sits a top her desk skimming through her emails when her phone buzzes. She checks it and, after a minute or so, sighs. She stands and walks towards a closed door, on which she knocks before pushing it open.

Rachel: MDE... I've had an alert through for FPW.com...

MDE: Who is it? I expected a challenger but this soon? I'm actually impressed. Most of the roster would have taken a day or so to make sure their hair was in place before they accepted my challenge.

Rachel: It's not exactly that...

MDE: Then what? You know I'm busy. Don't waste my time.

Rachel: It's Elizabeth Karlson.

MDE: I knew she couldn't resist facing me. She wants to test her technique against mine. I'll Stretch her until she taps out.

Rachel: No... she doesn't want,to face you.

MDE: Then what does she want?

Rachel: She wants to team with you. She wants you and her to face-

MDE: I don't do teams.

Rachel: I know. But consider it. It's a match, which you don't have right now. It's against The Invaders, which is big match- they are champions after all. I think you should take it.

MDE: Who did I team with last?

Rachel: I know it's-

MDE: Who did I team with last?

Rachel: Nelson Quinn, but-

MDE: And what happened?

Rachel: You almost left wrestling, but this will-

MDE: I don't do teams. The answer is no. If she wants me in a match she has to face me in a match. Otherwise there plenty of people who will. Let her find her own partner. I have better things to do than to leave a match in the hands of someone who isn't me.

Rachel begins to speak but quickly stops and leaves the room.

[Jim Houston]

On behalf of TJ Cole.

TJ Cole sits on a throne flanked by the Hardcases. He speaks directly into the camera.

"Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. You could've had it all. Success. True Friendmigoship. A chance to bask in the glow of the one true King of FPW. You knew where the real Friendmigos were all along. It was never Dwyer. It was never that masked abomination. It was me, you. It was Mark and Paul. They were here for you. I was here for you. And then you turned your back on us. All along I sat here saying that the Friendmigos were fine. All along I believed it. And yet there was something rotten amongst the Friendmigos. But Jerry, I never thought that something rotten could have been you. The pure hearted jester of FPW. The man who everyone loved. And look at you now. You're trying to tear the Friendmigos- my Friendmigos- apart. You've turned into a monster. And who is it who defeats the monster? The king, of course. Jerry, I will slay the monster that has taken hold of you and I will return you to the one true Friendmigos. Even though Jim Houston says that the losing group must leave FPW, I promise you Jerry that I will always be here for you and you will never ever have to leave. Once a Friendmigo, always a Friendmigo. And you, my dear friend, have always been and will always be a Friendmigo. At the moment the Friendmigos are not fine. We're far from fine. But in a few weeks time, the true Friendmigos will be back together, reunited and stronger and finer than ever. And Jerry, I will allow you too to be fine and to once again be mine."

[noname1525]

The camera shows Jace leaving his locker room and stays with him as he walks down the hall.

"Look, I know I'm the new guy here, but that doesn't stop me from wanting to make an impact. I want a match on The Lost World card. Everyone wrestles at another level for big events, and an anniversary show is a pretty big event. Certainly the biggest I've ever wrestled at. Can you imagine the learning experience that would be?

He stops and looks down, taking a deep breath. He then stares directly into the camera.

"As the newest member of the roster, some people think that I shouldn't be trying to get a match on such a big show. They say I should sit back for a little bit, that if the boss thinks I'm ready, he'll give me a match. But you can't learn anything like that! The best way for me to learn is through experience, by getting into that ring as often as possible. And that's why I want a match at The Lost World. So Mr. Houston, please think about what I've said."

Camera stays in place and watches as Jace continues to walk down the hall.

[Saturn]

James stands in the middle of the ring leaning against the ropes, he's still taped up following his fight with Nick Jameson days ago. His usual smile is cracked.

"I know people want me to elaborate on this whole situation regarding Johnson, Jameson, and Baker, I will later. For now, here's what I can tell you, I know I can beat Nick Jameson and I'm like 99% percent sure I can beat JJ based off his last performances. I can also tell you that I am very much going to enjoy beating the shit out of Nick Jameson and Johnson, I'll have fun doing it alongside Graham Baker too, he seems like a nice guy. What I'm saying is that I know that I can win at Temple of Doom, and I am going to win at Temple of Doom, whether Nick Jameson and Jeremiah Johnson like it or not."

He waves as the camera cuts to black.

[The_Aviator_GB]

Graham Baker is caught by FPW's camera crew as he returns to FPW's performance center following his time off for injuries sustained at the All-Star Tag Team Classic. He waves cordially to the camera crew as he pulls his jacket off, hanging it up in his locker while Dasha prepares her interview questions. When Graham finally turns around, his head still bandaged from the attack sustained from Johnson and Jameson, Dasha's ready to begin.

DB: Graham, we're coming off of a monumental weekend for you as you defeated MDE to a standing ovation and an arena full of screaming fans. What do you have to say about that match?

GB: Honestly, Dasha, that match was possibly one of the most important i've had in my entire career...and as I anticipated, probably my best match, as well. Every single one of my title defenses outside of FPW couldn't mean nearly as much, if only because this was how I cemented myself as belonging here. MDE's a damn good hand, as I said before, but his old buddy ZSJ had quite a few things to fill me in on. When Zack taught me how he'd beaten MDE before, I formulated a plan, I adapted the Emergency Landing in ways that even I didn't know were possible, and I went to work from there. It was still a challenge, of course, and my arm's still sore from all the hell MDE gave it...but I've got the decisive win. I'm one of two men who have tapped MDE out, and i'll hold that accomplishment for as long as i'm in this business. That's a fact. 

MDE, I respect the hell out of you. We had a damn good fight, no dirty tactics or bullshit from either man, just a clean war. I'm sure this isn't the last I'll see of you...and i'll be ready for when I see you again.

DB: In addition to the match with MDE, we also saw you in action on the first night of the tournament, where you were betrayed at the hands of Nick Jameson. Any comment on that?

GB: Jameson's a sour prick, just like Jeremiah Johnson. The differences between people like those two and people like MDE are that people like MDE fight with respect and honor. MDE's unwilling to put people out of action for too long, because he respects the art of the craft. He respects a well-done submission, and what it takes to get where we are in this business. Jameson and Johnson-well, they're thugs, and they'll do whatever they have to to make it to where they need to go. It works...but it's not clean at all, and it's full of scum and trickery. The two of them are real pieces of fucking work, and I intend for them to have receipts paid in full for the next time I see them.

DB: That may be sooner than expected, as Jim Houston's scheduled a hardcore match at The Lost World in June. Do you have anything to say on that topic?

GB: I do, as a matter of fact. Houston, I know you're listening, and let me say how much I appreciate this match, but I want to make clear that this isn't going to be any bullshit like my match with MDE. I'm bringing the full fucking effect with me. Staple-guns, barbed wire bats and implements, forks, light tubes, tacks, lighter fluid and flame...you fucking name it. I might even need to get a little creative with some of the toys I bring through with me. This is going to be a bloodbath, so you better have as many medics as you can and a full ring clean-up crew. I want tornado tag rules, too-no 'man waiting for the tag' bullshit. This is going to be an all-out war, and I intend it to be as bloody as I need it to be.

To James Saturn, I respect the hell out of you. You took some nasty bumps, and now you're back to work. You've beaten me once, but now we're working together-let our chemistry in the ring carry over to this tag team classic. You better be ready for a fight, and you better be ready to get hardcore, because you're going to need it.

To Nick Jameson and Jeremiah Johnson, payback's a motherfucker and karma's a bitch, and you're going to get well acquainted with both of them when I take every tool from my toybox and smash your skulls to fucking pieces with them. You're not walking out of this arena, they're going to cart you out on a bloody stretcher when I'm through with you. I'm going to make what I did to MDE at Temple of Doom look like child's play in comparison, when I flay the flesh from your bones and make every sacrifice I need to to ensure that you don't walk out of that ring in one piece. And to Nick Jameson specifically, i'm coming for you and that hardcore title, motherfucker. I'm going to pin you here, at The Lost World, and then next month at the anniversary show i'm declaring my hardcore title shot. I've beaten you outside of FPW, so we're tied one-to-one, and i've got a special fucking stipulation cooked up for when I see you for that title. We're going to war, and this is just the fucking start.

Graham doesn't take any further questions, pulling a towel from his bag and heading to exercise while the FPW camera crew stands there dumbfounded. 

[Saturn]

An old timey election video starts playing, it begins showing clips of James Saturns matches in Japan and in RoH.

"Everywhere he went, James Saturn conquered his opponents..."

It shows James holding various championship belts.

".....He collected hardware from every corner of the globe......"

Footage shows James Saturn celebrating as fans chant his name.

"..... A beloved hero to many...."

It switches to footage of FPW, James Saturn's debut match against Graham Baker.

".. And now he's come to FPW...."

It then starts playing footage of James's 60 minutes of freedom match with Nick Jameson.

"... One of his greatest conquests in the company so far, James Saturn beat current Hardcore champion Nick Jameson clean and was awarded a title match."

It now shows Jeremiah Johnson and Nick Jameson beating on James. The music becomes sad.

"However, James Saturn was betrayed by his ally Jeremiah Johnson and injured, he was at a disadvantage in his match against Nick Jameson and lost."

It then switches to the announcement of the tag match, the music becomes more triumphant.

"However, life gave James Saturn one more chance to redeem himself."

It switches to footage of James Saturn standing tall over Nick Jameson.

"James Saturn will release his statement on his opponents soon."

[Deleted]

Have you forgotten about me?

Am I...replaceable?

Am I...just another name?

No...I'm none of that. I'm not to be forgotten. To be laughed at. To be unmemorable. No, I'm back to make a name for myself. To find myself. I'm here, to become Edward Dessius again.

I'm back bitches. And I'm better than ever.

[Jim Houston]

MDE sits at his desk. His computer monitor is off but there are several DVD cases sat fave down in front of him. His picks one up and looks at it for a moment.

"Number one. Elizabeth Karlson. Potential. Ability. Technically very sound with an excellent knowledge of submission wrestling for someone so young. Lacking in experience though. Clearly lacking in ambition as well. Little desire to actually test herself by facing me one on one. Maybe somewhere down the line but not the opponent I need for The Lost World."

MDE puts the case down before picking up the next one with a slight smile on his face.

"Davey Jones. Now there's a thought. I've been wrestling on shows with Davey Jones for a long time but we've never met one on one. An interesting test given his size and power. Not that his performances lately have been anything like the kind of monster he used to be. I want someone at their best, not someone coasting along and phoning it in. Not this time."

MDE puts this case down on top of the previous one and picks up a third case. He looks at it with a bit of disdain.

"Jace Mason. Not someone I know much about and, based on what I've seen, not someone I'm concerned with right now. Perhaps if he lives up to his self-titled nickname I may wish to face him in the future but not now."

This case is added to the reject pile before MDE picks up another.

"Jack Sevren. This one is a very interesting prospect. A strong reputation. A good debut and an excellent performance in the All Star Tag Team Classic. Another who I've known for some time but this one I have been in the ring with before. I want a new test. In future I'd like to face Sevren again, but not right now."

MDE looks down at the two remaining cases. He picks up both before dropping one of the back on the table. He slowly turns the one remaining case to the camera. On the front there is a simple label written in block capitals. It reads 'Azazel'.

"Now here is the challenge I need. Never been pinned. Never been submitted. In almost a year here in FPW, Azazel has been the most dominant wrestler on the roster. If I'm to get what I deserve and main event the anniversary show for the title, I need to make a statement. Being the first man to defeat Azazel... that's a statement. So at The Lost World, Azazel, if you're even listening, I want to challenge you to a straight up one on one wrestling match. And if you're not listening, Jim Houston damn well better be. Make it happen."

[Deleted]

* On a tidy room Che and Missy are watching a compilation of TJ Cole’s old promos on freedomprowrestling.com When the video ends she starts talking to the camera *

Missy: TJ… one might say I never trusted you. But let's not get too personal. I respected you like for 5 minutes when you helped Che years ago. *Missy grabs her chin thinks for a second and then continues talking* How old are you, 17, maybe 18? Because I truly believe you’re just a scared kid who needs anger management classes. Like every teenager, you treat people you don’t understand as shit. You’re a poor egomaniac surrounded by buffoons who play your game and only reaffirms your insecurities. You remind me so much of those popular kids on high school, maybe because you’re still there. *As she keeps talking the pace of her words increases and she gains confidence* Yes, totally, you’re probably the quarterback of your atrocious team and I’m sure you treat your schoolmates like you treat Jerry. But TJ, my darling, you’re not a quarter of a man, at least not of my man. *She caress Che’s shoulder*. So, listen carefully and do take my advice. A real man fights his own battles and doesn’t look for enforcers. If you’re the leader of the League of Friendmigos * she laughs * you wouldn’t be afraid of our challenge. Mr Houston, accept our petition and start the match with Cole and Che. No “Toughcases”, “no Intrurders” and let’s prove who deserves to be called a Friendmigo. Kid, we all know Junior can handle you in less than 5 minutes.

* Missy stops and allows Che to talk *

SCJ: Jerry, mi amigo, everything will be alright because at the end the League will prevail. *He gently said* Cole, sadly for you, things will end up badly. You disrespected the Friendmigos’ honor code. With your attitude you only made a joke of our sacred institution. I can understand you being cocky, that’s part of being young. I can understand you having an inferiority complex, that’s why you need your brainless friends to take your back. *Che stands up as the camera zooms to his masked face and for the first time his voice has a hint of anger*. But I will never understand why you thought in your tiny stupid head that you had the power to kick Dwyer out of the group and to treat Jerry that way. You will pay for it. And I will never FUCKING understand why you thought you can call yourself the leader of the League of Friendmigos. We are a brother’s society, we don’t have and we don’t accept leaders under any circumstances because we are equals. Cole, the only call you will get, will be mine. One “Call of the Hero” and your house of cards will fall and your reign will be over. 1-2-3… consider yourself already out of FPW.

[noname1525]

Dasha Banks interview

Dasha: "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest, the newest member of FPW, Jace Mason."

Camera pulls back to reveal Jace, looking a bit sheepish.

Dasha: "First of all, welcome to Freedom Pro Wrestling, Jace. It's a pleasure to have you."

Jace: "It's a pleasure to be here Dasha."

Dasha: "Now, in his last promo, MDE had some very derogatory remarks about you, saying that you wern't someone to be  concerned with. Do you have any response to that?"

Jace: "It goes without saying that MDE has been here a lot longer than I have. I fact, MDE has probably been wrestling for longer than I have. And maybe that gives him the right to talk a bit of trash to a student like me. But I don't like it. However," He pauses, scratching the back of his neck, unsure about what to say next. "However, I'm not going to let it bother me. I've got more important things to worry about than some jerk talking trash. Namely, getting a match at The Lost World. If that match happens to be against MDE, great. I'll get to make him eat his words. If it's against someone else, no big deal. I don't need to worry about him."

Dasha: "Thank you for your time."

Camera fades to black

[Jim Houston]

TJ Cole sits in his throne, dressed in a royal cape and holding a royal sceptre. Mark Anderson and Paul Myers stand alongside him, silent and threatening.

"Super Che Junior... who do you think you are? Who... THE FUCK... do you think you are? You,say that you'll never understand why I call myself the Leader of the Friendmigos. Well let me explain to you. You see, it's really very simple. I'm the Leader of the Friendmigos because I'm the King of FPW, I'm the best here and therefore I, the only person who could ever lead such a ragtag bunch out of the dark ages and towards real success. Before I took control, where were the Friendmigos? Huh? I'll tell you where the Friendmigos were. The lowest possible place, that's where. The Friendmigos were the comic relief of Freedom Pro Wrestling until I seized the Friendmigos by the scruff of the neck and took them right to the top. Through me and my leadership, we main evented Temple of Doom. We main evented the All Star Tag Team Classic. And now we're about to main event The Lost World. Before me, this group barely made it past intermission. Now we are THE TALK of FPW All because of me, the one true King of FPW.

"And another thing. You dare talk about Jerry Bishop? Until I came to save my dear friend Jerry, he had nothing. No one. He had you back in 5050 Wresling but when that didn't go your way, what happened? You ran off. You left. You a-ban-doned him. You abandoned my best friend. You abandoned Jerry. He was devastated. Directionless. Until I cam along and saved him. I put him on the path to redemption. All he had to do was follow me and trust in me and he would find a level of success he had never before seen here. But then, just like a violent partner, you had to come back into his life just when things were starting to turn around and ruin all of the good work thatid done? Without me, Jerry will be a nobody. A nothing. A clown. You did that. Not me. You.

"When we meet at The Lost World, I look forward to reclaiming the Friendmigo name, to bringing Jerry back into the family and to saying goodbye to you and that vagabond Dwyer. Che. If you want to start the match with me, I'm happy to oblige. But I promise you that by the time we're done, you will bend down and kiss the feet of the one true King of FPW and the one true Leader of the Friendmigos."